Systemis

Being bias towards another game system.

Ej: “Play Station is better than Xbox.”
Zee: “Stop being a systemis.”

by Zee breezy April 23, 2021

Systems Administrator

A member of the IT department that handles desktops, servers, network, network security and phone systems. Pretty much any hardware and standard software. Usually given so many tasks that random shit that has nothing to do with his job is given to him. Pretty much the company whipping boy.

Big wig 1: The toaster is broken.

Big wig 2: Whoa whoa whoa! It's like your talkin Chinese! Ask the systems administrator to fix it!

by Itwasnotme February 4, 2010

Cyberdyne Systems

Small electronic business invested in offering assistants to help customers. Investors are bullish on their ipo set to release some time in the 90s

Cyberdyne systems model 101 is a favorite among users

by Cerebrex May 17, 2023

Payment Systems Way

Tthe act of training through planned failure. Giving a suborninate a job they do not have the ability to complete, then ripping them a new asshole for fucking it up.

Jerry gave Robert that to do.. there is no way he knows how to do that... thats training the payment systems way

by theExpress December 9, 2008

Lightspeed Systems

A crappy web filter used by schools to block everything good on the internet. The filter blocks games, blogs, youtube, etc. It is a highly restrictive filter designed to surpress free speech and expression.

Person 1: Lets go on Urban Dictionary!
Person 2: We can't. It's blocked by Lightspeed Systems.

by Derpio June 14, 2016

the system is down

1. obligatory sample from an old sci-fi movie, often used in techno.

2. an indication that a website or network was inundated with requests to the point of breaking, resulting in a server crash.

1. doo. doo. doo. doo. the system is down. the system is down.

2. what happened to my website? the system is down, yo.

by bud newman. February 28, 2003

operating systemist

Discrimination against an operating system.

Hey is Photoshop available for Linux?
no
OPERATING SYSTEMIST
OPERATING SYSTEMIST
OPERATING SYSTEMIST
OPERATING SYSTEMIST
OPERATING SYSTEMIST
OPERATING SYSTEMIST
OPERATING SYSTEMIST
OPERATING SYSTEMIST

by greenghost110 November 11, 2021