Quick! What's another name for thesaurus?!?
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Hidden and guarded for centuries from the sight of dictionary editors in order to prevent a black hole of recursion from swallowing all intelligent beings, the synonymicon is, unlike a normal grimoire such as the necronomicon, a massive tome containing a single, destructive word of abjuration:
Thesaurus
For centuries this tome has been sought by the dumbest, brazenly visceral intellectuphobes in a bid to return the world to it's basest animal state.
Hard isn't it. Allow us to help. We introduce you to the synonymicon.
Hidden and guarded for centuries from the sight of dictionary editors in order to prevent a black hole of recursion from swallowing all intelligent beings, the synonymicon is, unlike a normal grimoire such as the necronomicon, a massive tome containing a single, destructive word of abjuration:
Thesaurus
For centuries this tome has been sought by the dumbest, brazenly visceral intellectuphobes in a bid to return the world to it's basest animal state.
Tyler consulted the synonymicon and I kept getting referred to the thesaurus. If they ever add synonymicon to the thesaurus for the word thesaurus, a cascade trap will capture intellectual minds in a recursive process that eventually starves them of the will to live.
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