Synonymicon 

Quick! What's another name for thesaurus?!?

Hard isn't it. Allow us to help. We introduce you to the synonymicon.

Hidden and guarded for centuries from the sight of dictionary editors in order to prevent a black hole of recursion from swallowing all intelligent beings, the synonymicon is, unlike a normal grimoire such as the necronomicon, a massive tome containing a single, destructive word of abjuration:

Thesaurus

For centuries this tome has been sought by the dumbest, brazenly visceral intellectuphobes in a bid to return the world to it's basest animal state.

Tyler consulted the synonymicon and I kept getting referred to the thesaurus. If they ever add synonymicon to the thesaurus for the word thesaurus, a cascade trap will capture intellectual minds in a recursive process that eventually starves them of the will to live.

Synonymicon by Jan Drake August 23, 2019

synonomicon 

Another word for thesaurus.

It is false that there is no synonym for thesaurus. What do you think "synonomicon" means?

synonomicon by Murderface September 21, 2007

Synonymonize 

the process of using the Microsoft Word synonym function to change words in a paper

"Hey, can you edit my paper?"
"Email it to me so I can synonymonize it."

Synonymonize by jeckajecka December 5, 2011

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004