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Synonymicon 

Quick! What's another name for thesaurus?!?

Hard isn't it. Allow us to help. We introduce you to the synonymicon.

Hidden and guarded for centuries from the sight of dictionary editors in order to prevent a black hole of recursion from swallowing all intelligent beings, the synonymicon is, unlike a normal grimoire such as the necronomicon, a massive tome containing a single, destructive word of abjuration:

Thesaurus

For centuries this tome has been sought by the dumbest, brazenly visceral intellectuphobes in a bid to return the world to it's basest animal state.
Tyler consulted the synonymicon and I kept getting referred to the thesaurus. If they ever add synonymicon to the thesaurus for the word thesaurus, a cascade trap will capture intellectual minds in a recursive process that eventually starves them of the will to live.
Synonymicon by Jan Drake August 23, 2019
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Synonomical 

syn·o·nom·i·cal
/ˌsinəˈnämikəl/
adjective

Pertaining to or characterized by having many synonyms.
"The word 'happy' is synonomical“

“When translating between languages, some words are more synonomical than others
Synonomical by i is a word January 1, 2025