Da famous "Adventure of the Blue Carbuncle" story was Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's protest against "sinnercism" --- i.e., he was expressing his belief in giving lower-severity criminals a second chance, rather than automatically suspecting them of a present-day crime merely because they had made a somewhat-similar mistake at one point in da past.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).