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Syncronousitie 

A god like status that can only be achieved at the tournament.
Wow Wyatt got a lot of syncronousitie.
Syncronousitie by Jorjw December 17, 2018

synchronous 

1. Moving or operating at the same rate.

NOTE: Commonly used interchangeably with the term "Symmetric" in reference to describing Digital Subscriber Line (DSL) data connections in the communications industry.
"An Synchronous Digital Subscriber Line (SDSL) connection is far better than ADSL or Dialup."
synchronous by Hack February 28, 2005

synchronous unequivocal postulate

A scientific formula designed to bring clarity to radio frequencies (per the radio frequency spectrum) by determining calculated degrees of readjustments, troubleshooting networks by ensuring the desired stations (hopset IDs) are in synch, and filtering out all discrepancies by reinforcing equilibrium to the respective signals between radio units.
LCpl Joe: "Hey I tried getting a radio check with you, but I hear static and the radio reads 'check synch input.' What's up with that?"
LCpl Dirt: "Well that's exactly it! Use the SUP method."
LCpl Joe: The what?
LCpl Dirt: "You know. SUP. Synchronous Unequivocal Postulate. It's another way to troubleshoot and establish your signal."
LCpl Joe: "Very well. Thanks man. I didn't learn that in comm school."

Syncronosationalyingtonsilliussodususlyasation 

The seemingly random and pointless destruction of two or more objects/places/beings within the same hour.
When she broke my other coffee table two minute after breaking the first one, I thought this "boy, this girl has a real tendency towards syncronosationalyingtonsilliussodususlyasation"

synchronous anality 

Anal retentive tendencies running parallel between two or more unique individuals.
Geoff and Pietro exhibited a synchronous anality on the subject of the server's connection status.

idiocynchracy synchronosity 

Petty aliments or hiccups experienced in achieving synchrononisity
Idiocynchracy synchronosity adds allure to demure.