1. Moving or operating at the same rate.

NOTE: Commonly used interchangeably with the term "Symmetric" in reference to describing Digital Subscriber Line (DSL) data connections in the communications industry.

"An Synchronous Digital Subscriber Line (SDSL) connection is far better than ADSL or Dialup."

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synchronous unequivocal postulate

A scientific formula designed to bring clarity to radio frequencies (per the radio frequency spectrum) by determining calculated degrees of readjustments, troubleshooting networks by ensuring the desired stations (hopset IDs) are in synch, and filtering out all discrepancies by reinforcing equilibrium to the respective signals between radio units.

LCpl Joe: "Hey I tried getting a radio check with you, but I hear static and the radio reads 'check synch input.' What's up with that?"
LCpl Dirt: "Well that's exactly it! Use the SUP method."
LCpl Joe: The what?
LCpl Dirt: "You know. SUP. Synchronous Unequivocal Postulate. It's another way to troubleshoot and establish your signal."
LCpl Joe: "Very well. Thanks man. I didn't learn that in comm school."

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Syncronosationalyingtonsilliussodususlyasation

The seemingly random and pointless destruction of two or more objects/places/beings within the same hour.

When she broke my other coffee table two minute after breaking the first one, I thought this "boy, this girl has a real tendency towards syncronosationalyingtonsilliussodususlyasation"

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synchronous anality

Anal retentive tendencies running parallel between two or more unique individuals.

Geoff and Pietro exhibited a synchronous anality on the subject of the server's connection status.

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idiocynchracy synchronosity

Petty aliments or hiccups experienced in achieving synchrononisity

Idiocynchracy synchronosity adds allure to demure.

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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