Sylwek

A Sylwek is an asshole midget dwarf that got his pickaxe stuck up his ass. Gets a new hoe every week, most likely created his own std. Most Sylweks are normies that use only TikTok and don't see the true light of Reddit. All Sylweks are Not Based but are Cringe and Bluepilled. Also nearly all Sylweks are such massive assholes that they could fit a hole planet in there. And lastly small pee pee.

Those bois in Columbine were such Sylweks.

Sylwek by el_dab May 1, 2020

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Sylwester

Sylwester is a man who seriously knows how to smack that ass.

Grill 1 ;): He smacked my ass so hard it felt like he was a Sylwester.

Grill 2: Yea we should have a threesome.

Sylwester by big boy big shaq December 4, 2018

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sylwester

A guy thats always happy and dosent care about others mental health.

He plays War thunder all day.

He loves planes

Jetfighters

YES
Ja

When u see a man you can do this

sylwester u are good

sylwester are u good at playing games

sylwester by Cod MW 4 April 23, 2020

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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