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To have swiffered a floor.
This floor is swuft as fuck.
swuft by The Grand Nagus July 23, 2014
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A word I made up a few years ago, has no meaning but it's slowly becoming more and more popular as people give it their own meaning, some think it has something to do with Taylor Swift, some Get Schwifty, some Suzuki Swift, really it has no meaning at all
Hey dude I'm putting in all these usernames but they're all taken!
Why don't you just make up a new word dude?
... Like what?
Swuft? Or some dumb shit like that
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A synonym for swift or good. Also a word used to say someone just did something stupid. Believed to be made up by my mother.
"That was none too swuft, Hannah"
swuft by Hannah M. October 4, 2005

Phil Swift 

Phil Swift is the greatest man in the world, he is the creator of Flex Seal products. We exist because of Phil Swift, we are children of Phil Swift. Phil Swift created the universe and all of us. Phil Swift started and will end time.
Phil Swift by Isurboi999 May 28, 2018

swift sip 

having a drink, especially after you do something mentally exhausting and need to relax.

or when someone is really caught up, instead of have a chill pill, have a swift sip.
teacher: Class pencils down the final is over, now head on home and have a swift sip you have successfully completed organic chemistry.
swift sip by he'brew August 5, 2008

phil swift 

phil swift is god. phil swift is all.
phil swift by Phil swift March 13, 2018
Obsessive fan that knows everything about pop/country singer/songwriter Taylor Swift.
Talk bad about Taylor infront of a swiftie and your asking for death
Swiftie by iamaswiftieduhh April 23, 2016
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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