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rescue two squirrels in one fell swoop
Completing two tasks in one trip, for people who don't like to talk about violence against our feathered friends (i.e., "kill two birds with one stone")
Sarah: "I am going to go buy a Wii, let's go to Best Buy!"
Angie: "I need to get some milk at the grocery store, why don't we go do both, so we can rescue two squirrels in one fell swoop."
Sarah: "Perfect!"
Angie: "I need to get some milk at the grocery store, why don't we go do both, so we can rescue two squirrels in one fell swoop."
Sarah: "Perfect!"
rescue two squirrels in one fell swoop by Heather Chandler January 19, 2011
Inverse Sammy Swoop
When a Sammy brother is forced to walk the girl he wants to hook up with to a cooler frat so she can get with a guy there. The opposite of the Sammy Swoop.
Elliot: “Josh, are you in for poker”
Josh: “I can’t. I told Sophie i would walk her to 4K she wants to hang with those guys”
Elliot: “Classic Inverse Sammy swoop”
Josh: “I can’t. I told Sophie i would walk her to 4K she wants to hang with those guys”
Elliot: “Classic Inverse Sammy swoop”
Inverse Sammy Swoop by jawnthebaptist March 22, 2020
Skoop(ing)
Skoop(ing) by Mary Poopins October 13, 2010
Stoop(ing) Herb
Stoop(ing) Herb by Herbie B. April 26, 2011
Swooping
Surreptitiously checking Urban Dictionary during a game of Cards Against Humanity, because you have no idea what the card you just drew means.
Swooping by MenschMaschine October 19, 2012
swooping is bad
swooping is bad by Madame de fer October 1, 2018
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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