n. The month of the year dedicated entirely to becoming absolutely
fucking jacked- not to be confused with No-Shave-November or Fuckfest-February. Swoletober can be run on a point
based system, awarding merits for overall mass gain, aesthetics, or strength gains.
During the month of Swoletober Mr. Stolarski thought he was a boss, putting on a total of
10 lbs in his biceps alone, only to find that Mr. Jolly gained 25 lbs, the majority of this
pure muscle weight concentrated in his
traps, shoulders, pecs, and calves.