n. The month of the year dedicated entirely to becoming absolutely fucking jacked- not to be
confused with No-Shave-
November or Fuckfest-February. Swoletober can be run on a point
based system, awarding merits for overall mass gain, aesthetics, or strength gains.
During the month of Swoletober Mr. Stolarski thought he was a
boss, putting on a total of 10 lbs in his biceps
alone, only to find that Mr. Jolly gained 25 lbs, the majority of this
pure muscle weight concentrated in his traps, shoulders, pecs, and calves.