Switalium 

A radioactive isotope named in honor of one of the top 12 math teachers you've had in your life.

Oh man did you understand question #6 about Switalium? hey that kind of sounds like my favorite math teachers name

Switalium by Jay Simpson November 9, 2022

shitanium 

Engineering term defining any kind of crapppy material / alloy that is not up to the job it's supposed to do.
This includes also the material used plastic parts often used in automotive for knobs and handles that will snap or shatter during normal use.

The french translation is Merdanium

-"Crap, the block of the new engine prototype cracked"
-"What grade of shitanium is it made of?"

shitanium by MisterLebowski August 25, 2013

Switalian 

A person from the canton of Ticino, the Italian speaking, southernmost canton of Ticino. Switalians, while having Swiss citizenship, are not completely Swiss or Italian.

They have the rudeness,unfriendliness, arrogance and are as anal as the Swiss but are sleazy, thick headed and aggressive like Italians. Restaurants serve cheese fondue, pizza and pasta side by side.

Any and all Ticinese people are Switalians.

How to identify a Switalian: A person in southern Switzerland who allows you to struggle to speak to them in what little Italian you know for ten minutes, then responds in perfect English. Why? Because the only reason you don't speak fluent Italian in their mind is because you are a stupid American.

A Switalian waiter: A waiter who acts like you have down's syndrome and they hate you.

A Switalian real estate agent: A real estate agent who grudgingly answers your 30th phone call and demands a 12 month deposit for an apartment.

A Switalian store: A store that closes at 6PM every night except for weekends, when it doesn't open at all.

A Switalian cab driver: an older gentleman usually wearing an Italian suit and driving a Mercedes, BMW or Jaguar who charges you 20 CHF ($18.50) to drive you about a mile, an extra 2 CHF for driving you past 10PM and an extra 2 CHF for every piece of luggage you have.

A Switalian McDonalds: A place where a small Burger Royal (quarter pounder) Menu(meal) costs 13 CHF, no free refills, and ketchup costs .50 CHF a pack.

A Switalian cafe: A place (Argentino) where the food and service suck and Arabs go to be seen and speak a combination of French, Arabic and English in every sentence. Wow you speak 3 languages but I'm pretty sure, when combined, they are GIBBERISH!

A Switalian Movie theater: a small room with a big screen TV, half of which is taken up by the subtitles in 4 languages.

A Switalian construction worker: A man who does any thing but work and spends his day whistling and yelling at passer by. Similar to American construction workers, but with short jean shorts and bronze legs.

A Switalian black person: Someone currently at large or in jail due to recent changes in Swiss law.

Switalian weed: Leafy, stemy and stingy weed usually grown outdoors, but kosher to smoke almost anywhere.

Switalian Latina's: Non-existent.

Switalian hospitals: Places predominantly occupied by Franklin College students from Thursday to Sunday, every week.

Switalian Gangs: Groups of high school students who drive around on brightly colored scooters (bicycles with small engines) and matching clothes.

Switalian by Swamerican February 26, 2008

shitarium 

when you walk into the bathrooms at school and find that all the toilets are vacated.

man, i desperately needed to crap but i walked into the shitter and it was all shitarium.

shitarium by Timmmah Bee October 19, 2008

shitalkumar 

1. former indian domino's manager, sometimes a little pedoish
2. can be used to replace any swear word

maybee dwellvee dirteen yearrs olt
bloody shitalkumar man, this is so hot!

shitalkumar by skittlepatle November 8, 2022

Shtalium

Shtalium is the same as stalinium, but its more of a german varient.

*1939*

POV Netherlands: AGHHH THEY'VE GOT SHTALIUM!!!!

*proceeds to crush them with shtalium tanks*

Shtalium by Pinchelle July 9, 2023

swilliums 

when u take a shit in ur bare undies and its all soggy and u feel like a total drape

hey daniel i just saw u fucking swilliums it. u stupid dirtball. get a life u miseable asswhipe. jeez daniel , u got some serius prob's bitch.

:)

swilliums by steve schoumander April 30, 2006