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swilliums 

when u take a shit in ur bare undies and its all soggy and u feel like a total drape
hey daniel i just saw u fucking swilliums it. u stupid dirtball. get a life u miseable asswhipe. jeez daniel , u got some serius prob's bitch.

:)
swilliums by steve schoumander April 30, 2006
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The subhuman creatures, if you can call them that, of North Prospect Plymouth. Can be found up at Central Park lurking with intent to bash some poor old unsuspecting lady over the back of the head to get dinner money for their 14 children.

Keep away from this area but if you do find yourself in North Prospect it is easily identifable. You will notice a trampoline in every garden, accompanied by childrens toys surrounded by overgrown grass, a pitbull tied to every fence and even the old paddling pool in the height of winter.
"Ere were swillies baiis and you havin a go?"
"Urm... no I am actually from the job centre..."
"Get him baiis!"
Swillies by Brapbrapboomboom April 24, 2010
When someone is being so silly it makes all of us silly
Willius is being so sillius he sends pictures of flowers and shishkabobs
sillius by Annieus February 22, 2008

Spillums 

When you carelessly drop fluid onto something and it gets EVERYWHERE.
Guy: wow good thing i you caught that!
Girl: Saved my bed from spillums =)

"Awwww Spillums!"
Spillums by NinjaPandas February 11, 2010

swilliam 

someone that you definitely DO NOT hate. but always say you DO hate them. CONSTANTLY ask why you hate them.
'why do you hate me?'
"i don't hate you swilliam"
swilliam by sconnie October 29, 2018
Sillium is the 119th element of the Periodic Table. John Q. Sillius found Sillium on June 27th, 2022, in the town of Mangalagama (Man-gal-a-gama), Sri Lanka. Sillium is also a rare mineral found in the mines of Gazoland.
"Bro, have you heard of the scientist whose Sillium got stolen?"
"Yeah my top spingle, that's kind of an L."
Sillium by Flippor June 18, 2023

swilliminence 

The last hour of your working day when all you can think about is going for that long awaited pint!
4pm - swilliminence has just set in
swilliminence by eve October 1, 2004
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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