Switalian 

A person from the canton of Ticino, the Italian speaking, southernmost canton of Ticino. Switalians, while having Swiss citizenship, are not completely Swiss or Italian.

They have the rudeness,unfriendliness, arrogance and are as anal as the Swiss but are sleazy, thick headed and aggressive like Italians. Restaurants serve cheese fondue, pizza and pasta side by side.

Any and all Ticinese people are Switalians.

How to identify a Switalian: A person in southern Switzerland who allows you to struggle to speak to them in what little Italian you know for ten minutes, then responds in perfect English. Why? Because the only reason you don't speak fluent Italian in their mind is because you are a stupid American.

A Switalian waiter: A waiter who acts like you have down's syndrome and they hate you.

A Switalian real estate agent: A real estate agent who grudgingly answers your 30th phone call and demands a 12 month deposit for an apartment.

A Switalian store: A store that closes at 6PM every night except for weekends, when it doesn't open at all.

A Switalian cab driver: an older gentleman usually wearing an Italian suit and driving a Mercedes, BMW or Jaguar who charges you 20 CHF ($18.50) to drive you about a mile, an extra 2 CHF for driving you past 10PM and an extra 2 CHF for every piece of luggage you have.

A Switalian McDonalds: A place where a small Burger Royal (quarter pounder) Menu(meal) costs 13 CHF, no free refills, and ketchup costs .50 CHF a pack.

A Switalian cafe: A place (Argentino) where the food and service suck and Arabs go to be seen and speak a combination of French, Arabic and English in every sentence. Wow you speak 3 languages but I'm pretty sure, when combined, they are GIBBERISH!

A Switalian Movie theater: a small room with a big screen TV, half of which is taken up by the subtitles in 4 languages.

A Switalian construction worker: A man who does any thing but work and spends his day whistling and yelling at passer by. Similar to American construction workers, but with short jean shorts and bronze legs.

A Switalian black person: Someone currently at large or in jail due to recent changes in Swiss law.

Switalian weed: Leafy, stemy and stingy weed usually grown outdoors, but kosher to smoke almost anywhere.

Switalian Latina's: Non-existent.

Switalian hospitals: Places predominantly occupied by Franklin College students from Thursday to Sunday, every week.

Switalian Gangs: Groups of high school students who drive around on brightly colored scooters (bicycles with small engines) and matching clothes.

Switalian by Swamerican February 26, 2008

Switalian 

Noun: a Swiss-Italian person from the Italian-speaking Swiss canton, Ticino.

Adjective: used to describe something coming from the Italian-speaking Swiss canton, Ticino.

Switalian cuisine: a mix of Swiss (typically Swiss-German) and Italian ingredients, like polenta with mushrooms, sundried tomatoes, and either Swiss or Italian cheese.

Switalian by Internationale March 8, 2018

scotalian 

An uncompromising person of both Scottish and Italian descent with a proud and fierce devotion to his heritage.

Ye winnae huv me that easy,mangecake...
I'm a Scotalian!!

scotalian by The Scotalian March 7, 2009

Santalian

A person who is a follower of the Santalianism religion. They worship Lord Santa Clause and all things Christmas. Candy canes are the highest religious symbol and must be displayed at the head of every workshop (or what Christians know as a church). When a Santalian dies, they believe that if they are good and get on the "list" they will be rewarded with an eternity in the North Pole- frolicking with the elves and Narwhals and drinking hot cocoa with Mrs. Clause will be a common occurrence. Abraham Lincoln will be there as well... yes he was a Santalian.

A Santalian will often be found wearing red, and will smell of evergreen trees and all things sweet.

Santalian by Santa Believer July 6, 2010

Skialian 

Might be a human being, but of the sub human genius... may claim their faith as being Catholic or Mormon. Was raped by a priest and is mad at all athiests because he didn't have the sense to become athiest at the early age of 22 when he was raped by said priest (it was halloween).

Habitat consists of his mom's basement, his father left early in his life when his mother became a born again christian (who the fuck wants to put up with that, right?). He sleeps on a futon and plays vintage games on his many game consoles and frequents pornhub.com in hopes of one day finding out what a real vagina feels like.

Skialian has down syndrome and suffers from FAS (before his mom was a born again christian she hit the bottle hard, now she just sucks cock). His diet consists of mainly taco bell and food from gas stations where food stamps are accepted.

Timmy: "hey bro... you ever read skialian's definitions on urban dictionary?"
Tommy: "yea bro... what a cunt. Not to mention he gets food stamps, so he's a sponge cunt."

Timmy: "LoL!"

Skialian by BigPapaJewski October 3, 2016

Shitalian 

When you ask an It*lian what their nationality is.

He said he was a Shitalian, I don't want to talk to him anymore.

Shitalian by Slxed May 24, 2022

shitalian 

I term used as a derogatory comment towards italian people. It is a combination of the word shit and italian. First heard it written on the wall in a public restroom. Can also be used to describe the country of Italy as Shitaly.

That Giovani is such a shitalian.
All those fucken shitalians can go fuck themselves.

shitalian by Ah-El December 24, 2004