A brutal, no-holds-barred sex move named after the airport ground crew, where the “handler” goes full-on raw sausage mode — sloppy, greasy, and borderline uncooked.
Involves aggressively thrusting like a baggage handler tossing around oversized meat parcels, with hands and mouth working overtime to handle that raw “pork” energy.
Usually ends with a messy “meat market” vibe that smells faintly like uncooked keema and regret.
Involves aggressively thrusting like a baggage handler tossing around oversized meat parcels, with hands and mouth working overtime to handle that raw “pork” energy.
Usually ends with a messy “meat market” vibe that smells faintly like uncooked keema and regret.
Mate, she wasn’t ready for Manny’s Swisspork — felt like a raw sausage getting rough handled in Terminal 3.
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Get the swisspers mug.A general word that may be used as a noun or verb to describe any person, thing or action, much like the word "smurf" on the Smurfs cartoon. It is most often used among friends to ridicule each other. The word is derived from the time my friend Eric took a concoction of several drugs and lots of alcohol and kept saying "swisspoon" for no apparent reason. It stuck as his nickname and infiltrated the vernacular of many students at UC-Davis during the late 1990s. The word was also shortened to "swiss" and the suffixes "-swissy" and "-swisser(s)."
"What's up, swisspoon?"
"Just when the party was about to get good, those chicks next door bustered in and swisspooned our sesh."
"Just when the party was about to get good, those chicks next door bustered in and swisspooned our sesh."
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He wears glasses so he'll be cool, and he is chubby because he eats more than peter griffin, homer simpson and about 56% of all america combined.
Also he hates america and likes communism.
He wears glasses so he'll be cool, and he is chubby because he eats more than peter griffin, homer simpson and about 56% of all america combined.
Also he hates america and likes communism.
Gobble Gobble is Peter Swissturkey's nick name cuz he's an insolent prick with the gobblegobbleness with the pickles and sweet sauce all over his body.
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