Swisspork 

A brutal, no-holds-barred sex move named after the airport ground crew, where the “handler” goes full-on raw sausage mode — sloppy, greasy, and borderline uncooked.
Involves aggressively thrusting like a baggage handler tossing around oversized meat parcels, with hands and mouth working overtime to handle that raw “pork” energy.
Usually ends with a messy “meat market” vibe that smells faintly like uncooked keema and regret.

Mate, she wasn’t ready for Manny’s Swisspork — felt like a raw sausage getting rough handled in Terminal 3.

Swisspork by HorseCoq August 11, 2025

ScissorKick CookieWiggle 

Lesbian Sex, or the act of scissoring

The two lesbians got into the back of their subaru forester and did the ScissorKick CookieWiggle

As created by Jason Ellis.

ScissorKick CookieWiggle by astoldbyjasonellis June 13, 2010

swisspers 

When you whisper into a girls vagina and she cums in your face.

Dude! I was at Grace's house last night and she totally swisspers

swisspers by fluenzaharb December 12, 2016

Swisspoon 

A general word that may be used as a noun or verb to describe any person, thing or action, much like the word "smurf" on the Smurfs cartoon. It is most often used among friends to ridicule each other. The word is derived from the time my friend Eric took a concoction of several drugs and lots of alcohol and kept saying "swisspoon" for no apparent reason. It stuck as his nickname and infiltrated the vernacular of many students at UC-Davis during the late 1990s. The word was also shortened to "swiss" and the suffixes "-swissy" and "-swisser(s)."

"What's up, swisspoon?"

"Just when the party was about to get good, those chicks next door bustered in and swisspooned our sesh."

Swisspoon by djrijk June 23, 2004

Peter Swissturkey 

A person who is a complete and utter jerk, likes to sit on small munchkins and eats babies with his silverware covered in cat and dog fur.
He wears glasses so he'll be cool, and he is chubby because he eats more than peter griffin, homer simpson and about 56% of all america combined.

Also he hates america and likes communism.

Gobble Gobble is Peter Swissturkey's nick name cuz he's an insolent prick with the gobblegobbleness with the pickles and sweet sauce all over his body.

Peter Swissturkey by Peter Swissturkey October 14, 2011

Swissport Tug 

The act of a man or woman, Inserting Toblerone into their anus while masterbating.

“I need to call the doctor, Nathan’s on his 4 Swissport tug of the day”

Swissport Tug by Fordy6969 August 1, 2022

Swissport Tug 

The act of inserting a Toblerone into one’s anus while Masterbating.

“Caught Nathan having Swissport Tug in the airport toilets. Safe to say it’s the last time he’s allowed in duty free”

Swissport Tug by TheVanillaDoctor69 August 2, 2022