Swisspork

A brutal, no-holds-barred sex move named after the airport ground crew, where the “handler” goes full-on raw sausage mode — sloppy, greasy, and borderline uncooked.
Involves aggressively thrusting like a baggage handler tossing around oversized meat parcels, with hands and mouth working overtime to handle that raw “pork” energy.
Usually ends with a messy “meat market” vibe that smells faintly like uncooked keema and regret.
Mate, she wasn’t ready for Manny’s Swisspork — felt like a raw sausage getting rough handled in Terminal 3.
by HorseCoq August 11, 2025
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