Definitions by TheVanillaDoctor69

Swissport Tug 

The act of inserting a Toblerone into one’s anus while Masterbating.

“Caught Nathan having Swissport Tug in the airport toilets. Safe to say it’s the last time he’s allowed in duty free”

Swissport Tug by TheVanillaDoctor69 August 2, 2022