Skip to main content

swisspers 

When you whisper into a girls vagina and she cums in your face.
Dude! I was at Grace's house last night and she totally swisspers
swisspers by fluenzaharb December 12, 2016
Words you can keep

blowin swishers 

smokin kush out of a swisher blunt and gettin so high you can see your grandmas house

Also a dope ass Kid Ink song
blowin swishers by DmackSwagin January 10, 2012

[Swisserole] 

To take an object (any object) and insert into an orifice.
Hey Fred! Have you seen Wilma? She looked so good I wanted to Swisserole her!

swishers 

got dem swisherz so we can roll dis blunt
swishers by pothead420 September 10, 2003
Is a term that describes two non biological sisters who have been switched at birth. Most swisters are unaware that they are with the wrong family until they learn the devasting news that their whole life is a lie.
Mom: why is my baby so ugly? She doesn't even resemble me.

Twenty years later.....
Mom: I got a DNA test and my daughter isn't actually my daughter. They've been switched at birth.

A few months later...
Mom: my real daughter is actually uglier than her swister. That means
I'm ugly too. My life is ruined :(

Real daughter: my real mom! She's so ugly. Wait I'm ugly too. But I'm
swisters with someone
Swisters by Julio_Manchester May 14, 2009

i fuxx wit grape swishers 

a man will fuxx wit a grape swisher but only if the grape swisher fuxx wit the man. usually, a man will use “i fuxx wit grape swishers” to alert his peers that he is preparing for a smoke. a grape swisher is a flavored cigarette paper, but not many people know that. when a man says “i fuxx wit grape swishers,” only the kool kats will know what the man means.
steve: “i fuxx wit grape swishers”

lame-o: “what?”

kool kat: “hell yeah dude, fuxx wit it”

[Swisserole] 

To stick an object (any object) into an orifice (any).
Hey Fred, have you seen Wilma? She looked so good I wanted to Swisserole her!
More from Urban Dictionary

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
Next