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Swiss Mistress

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A woman (single or married) who successfully seduces a married man and has a romantic relationship with him, yet she does not nessessarily need to be having sex with him. The key to making her a Swiss Mistress is that she is not looking for any long term committment and enjoys being the Mistress. The term came from business class men in Zürich, Switzerland who would often be seduced by women in their business relations and often go to them as a source of lust and sexual release.
A female co-worker flirts with a man at work until he flirts back to the point that they make-out in his car after work. Since she does not want to destroy his marriage and values their friendship, she continues to offer loving confort when he needs it. Sometimes sex. She would be his Swiss Mistress.
Swiss Mistress by vamperism November 27, 2010

Swiss Mistress

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A woman lays face down on a bed or floor and then a man shits in her asshole. Still laying on the ground, the woman sticks her finger in her asshole and stuffs the shit inside. Once as much of the shit will go on, the man butt fucks her.
Me and my girlfriend did a Swiss Mistress last night!
Swiss Mistress by Linfnerhf March 18, 2009

swissmissing 

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refers to missing a person or persons of Swiss orgin
I was swissmissing all day
swissmissing by virtualmagician April 27, 2009

swissmiss 

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heaps cool swiss chick from central switzerland
I might be a swissmiss...hmmm
swissmiss by missli April 20, 2007
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