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Swiss Miss Instant Piss

When you don't check the serving size while preparing your Swiss Miss Instant Chocolate.

According to Sam O'nella the chocolate tastes like piss. So you unleash a primal roar of sheer fury, the cat shits itself and jumps out the window as you kick the Swiss Miss box across the room.
-You take a sip and it tastes like piss, Swiss Miss Instant Piss.

Swiss Miss 

When you "accidentally" miss the vagina and end up in the ass.
"She was really getting into it until I gave her the swiss miss".
Swiss Miss by BProfane June 2, 2009

swissmissing 

refers to missing a person or persons of Swiss orgin
I was swissmissing all day
swissmissing by virtualmagician April 27, 2009

Swiss Miss 

When you really need to take a piss, in reference to Sam O'nella's Swiss miss video where he called it:
" Swiss Miss, Instant Piss" in regards to the taste of only one packet.
Oh shit i gotta take a swiss miss.
Swiss Miss by Riedisawesome December 30, 2016

Swiss Miss 

Did you see the Swiss Miss today, god damn!
Swiss Miss by Donjo May 17, 2006

Swisskiss 

Very similar and as passionate as a French kiss except you yodel at the same time.
French kissing is so last year darling, let's Swisskiss.

Ho darling you really turn me on. Give me a Swisskiss up the bum.
Swisskiss by Passion Killers October 14, 2012