When a problem is so sir, that it becomes a sirblem. There’s also the higher form, known as Super Sirblem. Essentially the same thing, it just has even more sir, so the super is added to differentiate.
Example 1: And then I said, “Sir, what’s your sirblem?" And they laughed like sirs.
Example 2: Sir, I don’t see what the super sirblem is.
"I could much more easily imagine a green tornado of PEAS twisting a funnel on the horizon than I can picture Islamo-Fascists laying down their arms."
FATHER FIGURE: "Son, why are you convulsing ?! What's wrong?"
KID IN "THE SIXTH SENSE" MOVIE: "I see ... SWIRLED PEAS ... and ...
(whisper:) I see dead people."