Swincie
The term coined for an impossible relationship ongoing between a Swinnie and a Lucie.
Typically high earthquake warnings would arise in areas where any Swincies are active. This is due to the immense density of a Swinnie, its weight is simply too much for the crust of the earth to bear. In rare cases it has been observed that the crust or the earth simply snaps into pieces.
A swincie relationship is very clearly impossible due to its lack of a dynamic. The duo have most likely never made eye contact for more than 278.33 micro seconds ( to the nearest hundredth of a micro second ) .
In an average Swincie scenario the Swinnie will attempt to pretend he has either a girlfriend already or a crush. This is clearly false because Swinnies one and only love is for Lucie, even if it will never succeed.
Typically high earthquake warnings would arise in areas where any Swincies are active. This is due to the immense density of a Swinnie, its weight is simply too much for the crust of the earth to bear. In rare cases it has been observed that the crust or the earth simply snaps into pieces.
A swincie relationship is very clearly impossible due to its lack of a dynamic. The duo have most likely never made eye contact for more than 278.33 micro seconds ( to the nearest hundredth of a micro second ) .
In an average Swincie scenario the Swinnie will attempt to pretend he has either a girlfriend already or a crush. This is clearly false because Swinnies one and only love is for Lucie, even if it will never succeed.
Person 1 : Hey did you hear about those earthquakes happening nearby?
Person 2 : Yeah crazy, huh.
Person 3 : You know, it was probably a Swincie.
Person 1 : Oh damn, heard those were popping up again in the neighbouring town.
Person 2 : Yeah it all makes sense now. Those damn Swincies
Person 2 : Yeah crazy, huh.
Person 3 : You know, it was probably a Swincie.
Person 1 : Oh damn, heard those were popping up again in the neighbouring town.
Person 2 : Yeah it all makes sense now. Those damn Swincies
Swincie by SwincieIsALie420 October 8, 2020
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