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Swincel - swine incel. An incel that may closely resemble a swine (pig). Large amounts of body fat typically tend to be present on the swincel’s frame. Using the word to describe a lazy unemployed person is also valid. The word could even be pronounced sh-VIN-tsel in Europe. (Places like Germany or the Balkans.)
A: Brian hasn’t left his pig-man-cave in 2 weeks. He’s gotten fat as fuck and his skin’s paler than a newborn Norwegian baby… Wish he could just stop gooning to that femboy chap and get some help.

B: Darn swincel , bless his fragile cholesterol-filled fuckin’ heart.
Swincel by De/Ash__ March 26, 2026
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swindells 

plain and simple...a fuckin legend. whern something is like swindells...it means that something is legendary!
he is a fuckin swindells
swindells by liam January 31, 2005
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Drink an alcoholic drink in a different way. E.g: make a shutgun with a beer or heat your orange juice vodka
My friends and I are going to swince that martini with that goat
Swince by Maxtkd May 12, 2020
A spincel is the combination of the words Spinster and Incel. The term refers to a woman with that has many sexual relations with men, but can get no commitment from them. Spincels are typically common online, as well as on dating apps.
"Chloe is such a spincel, she called me a misogynist because I didn't want a relationship after fucking her"
Spincel by Ichorrrrrre April 24, 2023
To jack or to steal something from somewhere or somebody
I swindeled this ho.
Swindel by The C-Spot represent March 9, 2003

swindells 

plain and simple.... a fuckin legend!!
thts so mint its like swindells
swindells by ben January 13, 2005

Swincest 

The act of incest between two people with the last name of Swinney!
Guy- "Hey Swinney, I'd totally have sex with your sister!"
Swinney- "So would I!"
Guy- "Dude! Thats Swincest!"
Swincest by Swinston January 24, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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