swinckel

When a waitress/waiter tries to warn somebody not to order something from the menu by saying “it’s vegan”.

“I’ll have the brownie”.

“Okay, it’s vegan”.

*duuude she just swinckeled you*

swinckel by Cdubbelyou October 9, 2023

swinkel 

swinkel is when some one is acting full retard and can't act normal

that guys is completely swinkel

that man is acting full retard

swinkel by rodor January 9, 2018

Swincel

Swincel - swine incel. An incel that may closely resemble a swine (pig). Large amounts of body fat typically tend to be present on the swincel’s frame. Using the word to describe a lazy unemployed person is also valid. The word could even be pronounced sh-VIN-tsel in Europe. (Places like Germany or the Balkans.)

A: Brian hasn’t left his pig-man-cave in 2 weeks. He’s gotten fat as fuck and his skin’s paler than a newborn Norwegian baby… Wish he could just stop gooning to that femboy chap and get some help.

B: Darn swincel , bless his fragile cholesterol-filled fuckin’ heart.

Swincel by De/Ash__ March 26, 2026

Miss Shinckel 

TMC sport teacher.
Forces everyone kid to swim , doesn’t mind her own business. Is nosey , should’ve left years ago.

“Oh look it’s Miss Shinckel, the most ugliest teacher of all. Shit everyone stay aware!”

Miss Shinckel by a student :) April 9, 2019

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016