Swiftincts are Taylor Swift Instincts
by 5 SecondsOfSwift June 29, 2015
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A rare mental illness that is characterized by an erroneous inflated belief in ones physical attractiveness which results in an inability to pass a mirror without stopping to stare wistfully at ones reflection. Other side effects may include, but are not limited to, excessive, irritating smiling and loud, obnoxious social laughter.
Did you see how Johnny keeps stopping in front of mirrors to comb his hair? I think he’s going a little swiftnuts.
What’s up with little Mikey smiling at every woman that walks by? If he wasn’t so swiftnuts he might actually be able to get a girlfriend!
What’s up with little Mikey smiling at every woman that walks by? If he wasn’t so swiftnuts he might actually be able to get a girlfriend!
by swiftnutty January 15, 2011
Get the swiftnuts mug.The absurd act of trademarking or attempting to trademark commonly used words and phrases, named after our dear friend miss Taylor Swift, who has actually trademarked such things as "this sick beat", "nice to meet you, where you been?", "I'll write your name", "blank space", and "1989".
See also: The Fine Bros trademarking "react", because for some inconceivable reason, they think they invented the reaction video. Because they're absolute wazzocks.
((Note: Swifting™ is NOT trademarked, the ™ is simply a stylization. I am not a Swifter™.))
See also: The Fine Bros trademarking "react", because for some inconceivable reason, they think they invented the reaction video. Because they're absolute wazzocks.
((Note: Swifting™ is NOT trademarked, the ™ is simply a stylization. I am not a Swifter™.))
-Did you hear about The Fine Bros?
-No, what did they do?
-Dude, they've been Swifting™ all over the place!
-No, what did they do?
-Dude, they've been Swifting™ all over the place!
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