swiftman

Someone who’s swift to decide whether they’re joking or not based on the reaction of the people around them.

Person1 : “you’re not good at this game!”
Person2 : “I beat you all the time?!”
Person1 : “I was just joking, why are you mad?”
Person2 : “You’re a swiftman.”

by jayDENISmad October 2, 2020

Swiftian

/adj/ (1) Satirical
(2) Of or pertaining to Jonathan Swift.
(3) Dire, in the manner of Modest Proposal

Today President Bush made another all-to-Swiftian proposal for welfare reform.

by pete mac May 7, 2007

SWIFTMANIA

An excessive enthusiasm or desire; an obsession for Taylor Swift.

"Did you hear the new Taylor Swift song?"

"Of course I did, I have Swiftmania"

by Elizabeth Wilde August 15, 2023

Swiftian

Sapphic, layered, and annoyingly clever.

This song's bridge is so Swiftian.

by Meless June 14, 2023