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Swiftery 

Writing a song about your ex, like Taylor Swift with Harry Styles or John Mayer. But it has to be subtle and you can never reveal it to anyone, you have to be secretive about it. You have to include special dates, for example, from the song "Out of the Woods" by Taylor Swift: Remember when you hit the brakes too soon, Twenty stitches in a hospital room and important objects: "Two paper airplanes flying, flying, flying"
"The song is of the Swiftery genre."
Swiftery by lil sweetpeep October 28, 2020
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Swifterize 

To make a positive change in the appearance or character of an alcoholic or addict in recovery. Typically such a change is dramatic and pronounced.
Ramsey is an obnoxious, little, fucking piece of shit. He needs to be swifterized before it's too late.
Swifterize by Swifterize August 15, 2014
A Swiftie wannabe, who obviously does not know a lot about Taylor. Has heard of songs like "I Knew You Were Trouble." And "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" but most likely never heard of songs like "All Too Well" or "I Almost Do". Will go around telling people they are Swifters. Annoying. Similar to Directionators
"Hi Taylor! I'm your biggest fan-I'm a Swifter!"
Swifter by Swift_Styles13 March 9, 2013

Swifterbal 

Broodje bal met extra veel saus
Ik wil graag een Swifterbal.
Swifterbal by DylanoSwifter December 14, 2022
noun: Stereotype founded in New Jersey by a bunch of kids (origin: Controversial 2). made up of people who like to have variety in their lives and defy all other labels. the wardrobe of an everyday swifter comes from a plethora of different styles. (e.g. punk, preppy, indie, emo, scene, retro, mosher, skateboard, surfer, etc.) overall swifters follow their own paths and nobody elses. their personality is all their own and they listen to any type of music. NOTE: SWIFTERS DO NOT KNOW THEY ARE SWIFTERS.
You'se such a swifter. And I don't mean the vacuum cleaner.
swifter by NINAnMELYKA July 14, 2008

Swifter than Swift 

Swift - Being very stealthy or quick, when you walk across water you shouldn't touch it if you are truely swift.
John is very swift in combat.

mampi swifter 

Tonking biffta, A huge zooty packed with ganja, cannabis

Mampi swift an amazing DNB DJ
Lets smoke a mampi

I just blazed a mampi swifter, im bashup
mampi swifter by J G KEMPSON March 1, 2008
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