Swiffertoe

Also called mopsqeeze, a person who follows around someone to use them for financial gain or recreational drugs.

Hey Frank, keep your eyes open cause there is a swiffertoe headed your way.

Swiffertoe by pinochio the mud shark January 27, 2022

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Swifferholic

A person who owns every swiffer product and swiffs while on the phone, the computer, watching TV, etc.

Jane managed to swiff her couch, her furniture, her floor, her carpet, all while on her hands-free phone speaking to her mother. By the end of the conversation, her house was swiff clean. She continued on, armed with her swiffer belt which included her hand swiffer, extra refills, and on her back her harnessed swiffer mop walking the neighbourhood for more swiffing opportunities. Along the way she met Joe with the same accessories, another Swifferholic. Soon after they were married and swiffing the world.

Swifferholic by CleanFiend October 3, 2010