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Sweet milk

Coffee creamer mixed with milk, to make the milk sweeter. I recommend using flavored creamer.
Sweet milk tastes better than regular milk.
Sweet milk by Charmy177 November 26, 2020

You gotta taste the sweet milk before you get the cow! 

Stemming from a mix up of the [two phrases, "Before you buy the car, you gotta take it for a test drive," and "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free," this phrase is interchangeable with the former. You would say this if your friend wants to remain abstinent until after marriage.
Brad: CLAIRE! You can't marry him without doing the deed. What are you thinking? You gotta taste the sweet milk before you get the cow! Straight from the teet, Claire. Come on!

Sweet scrotal milk 

The milky pyroclastic flow that squirts out of male genitalia durring periods of sexual excitement.
Dude, I topped that bitch off with copious amounts of my sweet scrotal milk!

Sweet Succulent Milk 

Artificially produced Man Yogurt also known as cum
I made Sweet succulent milk in my backyard using laundry detergent
Sweet Succulent Milk by Zoobygoo December 10, 2019

sweet milky seat 

used in the system of a down song vicinity of obcenity.
sweet milky seat.

Milk Skeet 

When a man pulls out while getting some brain and skeets in between his girls eyes, then she goes nuts and falls on her ass and starts lactating like a fountain from her tits. And he gets the chance to rehydrate from all the rigorous activity.
I'd give that milk skeet a 9.6, that shit almost hit the fan!
Milk Skeet by Jesus19 January 21, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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