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Sweeping the D 

1. Getting someone's number (digits) or flirting.
"Sweeping" in on someone you wanna hit up or bang. The "D" is a play on dick or digits.

Both apply in the moment pretty much.
ex 1.
Sarah: "Oh dude did you see that guy?"
Marisa: "He's hot. I'd sweep his d."

ex 2.
Haley: "I'm totally sweeping the d with this guy right now."
Max: "The one you keep staring at?"
Haley: "Yeah he keeps looking back at me like I don't know. I'm gonna go talk to him."
Sweeping the D by gay baby dog December 15, 2015
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sweepin the deeps

For those truly leet, to sweep their deep deep deeps.
Jon went to the bathroom to start sweepin the deeps with his new razor.

sleeping in the doorway

The male act of passing out during sex (whether due to alcohol or exhaustion) while in the act of penetration.
I was so wiped out last night after the bar that I ended up sleeping in the doorway. My wife was pissed.

sleeping in the driveway 

when you stick it in, then just let it go limp while you both read books.
We wanted to catch up on Harry Potter, so we were sleeping in the driveway.
sleeping in the driveway by BobGone September 29, 2017

The ducks are sleeping

1 You would say this when you are in a boring conversation

2 when someone mentions someone who's boring
Person 1:.....so then when we got to the park......

Person 2: OMG the ducks are sleeping

Person 1: ...so then I called betty...
Person 2: Betty is sooo boring like the ducks are sleeping

sleeping in the centre of a double bed 

one of the coolest things EVER!!!
I love being able to sleep in the centre of a double bed and not have any stinky losers beside me

Do we need a sleeping bag for the presentation 

when you dumbass fat friend asks the teacher in class if we need a sleeping bag for our presentation about africa.