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swelihle 

Swelihle's are kind, loving, handsome people. Who are the kind of guys who any girl should count themselves lucky to have. Swelihle's bring good luck and good life.
You are so amazing, like a swelihle
swelihle by Swagg.aka.swgg September 18, 2018

Jan Pieterszoon Sweelinck 

Literally, the height of the Dutch keyboard school, most epic early Baroque composer, if you listen to his music you will transcend the mortal plane.
"Hey, have you listened to the Ricercar del Nono Tono by Jan Pieterszoon Sweelinck?"
"No, I haven't. Hey, where'd you go?"
(Note: the first speaker has transcended into the 27th dimension after mentioning the piece.)
In ancient times, the sweelie was the slave to the higher powers in England, such as royalty and lords.

In modern times, sweelie is used to describe a young worker at resteraunts; a general term used by fellow resteraunt workers
"sweelie, pass me the jafa-cake!"

"sweelie! shut it!"

in a resteraunt, the head chef might exclaim "sweelie! deliver this to table 4 pronto!"
sweelie by usmans May 16, 2008

Sweeling 

That "sweaty" "feeling" you get, generally on your hands, ass crack, or under your tittie/man boobs.
Man this Florida heat has my ass sweeling!
Jessica's nasty vagina sure is sweeling in this summer heat.
I sure hope Bart washes his sweeling balls before Casey licks them tonight, or they might taste like Fritos.
Sweeling by C. NY April 22, 2019

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026