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Sweaterman Syndrome 

A disorder in which overconsumption of alcohol--specifically beer--induces a large, jiggling midsection that causes the sufferer to wear sweaters on a daily basis.
His development of sweaterman syndrome decreased his mediocre score on the Attractiveness/Accessibility Scale substantially.

sweatermeat

Check out the sweatermeat on the new chick behind the counter! Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet!
sweatermeat by Mo Dixley September 18, 2005

Skeeterman 

Someone who assumes anothers identity and or lifestyle to reap the rewards of other's hard work.

aka: a poser, a phony, a fraud, a charlatan.

In particular to claim military honors not earned.
Said one convict to another, "Don't believe a word that Skeeterman says, that fool done lie like a rug."

He pulled a Skeeterman and said he won a Medal of Honor.
Skeeterman by Schnugg September 24, 2007

Landon James Sweatman 

A word to describe someone with no friends who deserves to die, in hell.
Yeah, Brandon’s a bit of a Landon James Sweatman
Landon James Sweatman by jedgard October 15, 2021

Sweeterman

Example 1:damn, who’s that sweeterman?

Example 2: oouu, he’s a sweeterman
Sweeterman by Ybn gang January 6, 2018

sweatering 

The act of hovering so close to your friend in a bar that you appear to be his sweater, which inadvertently keeps women from approaching the group.
Those chicks were looking hard, but Jimmy was sweatering me so they moved on.
sweatering by woodchipper May 20, 2008