Sazzle 

- A uber-sexy person. Often referred to as a mess, both mentally and physically, but retaining that cute, drugged up mentality.
- Sexually devious

Mis-spellings:
Sazzlex
- Sazzle mispelt by not putting a space before the 'x'

Sexy sazzlex :)
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Sazzle by Bloke From Blackburn November 17, 2006

Sazzle 

an unusual animal known to be just capable of cognitive abilities, able to form abstract concepts with difficulty.
comes in many different colours, but best distinguished by the disturbed and "melted" (national geographic) facial structure.
The sazzle never goes in direct sunlight, due to the irrational fear of ruining complexion, and is known to be pathological in that it cannot tell te truth without lacing it with lies, and as such, should never be trusted with a fucking thing.
the cry of the sazzle was described by david attenborough as "like listening to joseph fritzl raping a cat," and it is a common occurence that the cry of a Sazzle can clear a whole room in seconds,which with the display of unusually coloured and matted fur, along with the strong smell of faeces and alcohol, makes it one of the least popular animals on the planet.
the Sazzle is also an indicator speicies of the infamous Greebo effect, in which the smell of BO and cigarette smoke prevents heat from escaping the atmosphere, thus causing global warming.

what a sazzle!

Sazzle by johnwhitty3112 May 13, 2010

SAZZLE 

A SAC OF CHRONIC.

WANT TO GET A SAZZLE OF THE PURP!

SAZZLE by dAYHERB July 15, 2010

Sazzle 

The largest cat, often mistaken for a planet.

WOAH, Sazzle is a big cat. Happy Day

Sazzle by SazzleLover99 February 4, 2019

Sazzle 

(Verb) To navigate or finesse a situation that should or appeared to have been not been possible to do so.

"Laura sazzled her way to victory in a 1v3 in paintball fight!"

"Did you just sazzle that bluff to the bully??"

Sazzle by Oporus January 11, 2025

sazzle muffin 

a slag term for vagina

I have an itchy sazzle muffin

I need to go get my sazzle muffin waxed

Your face looks like a sazzle muffin

sazzle muffin by muff muff 325 October 25, 2010

Sizzle-Sazzle

The sensation of friction and/or uncomfortable rubbing against ones penis as it goes in and out of ones pussy durin intercourse

Johnny: Ayo , Ben, how was it last night with Lauren ?
Ben: Not good, G
Johnny: what, how come bruvva?
Ben: We wasn’t lubricated or nothin, all the rub and grip i was feeling on my dong was giving me the Sizzle-Sazzle !!

Sizzle-Sazzle by R4nDomGuY—_—_ April 16, 2021