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swayzied 

To have someone come from behind you and awkwardly guide your hands in performing a task; i.e. Patrick Swayze in Ghost with Demi Moore on the pottery wheel.
(Cameron comes from behind and guides Greg's hands while he pours a drink)
Greg: Dude, get your hands off of me!
Cameron: You just got swayzied!
Jeremy: Creeper...
swayzied by swayzied May 9, 2014
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Swayzied 

When you're so drunk that you start walking around like you're Patrick swayze dancing. This is the highest level of drunk without is being bad or dangerous.
Guy 1: Bro how much did you drink last night, you were wild!
Guy 2: I Donno man but I was fucking swayzied. It was great.
Swayzied by Slightly educated September 14, 2016
When a male rapidly approaches a woman with the look of rape, then stops 3 inches from body and lets the woman feel the power of patrick swayze and melts away. popular from the scene from road house where patrick makes sweet, yet gentle love to his lady above the farm
oh man, steve swayzed the shit out of that girl last night!

she keeps giving me that look, shes gonna get swayzed.
swayzed by ben 'cobra' hansen June 15, 2009

Swayzedog 

Simply a cigarette, named after the famous actor who sucked down several packs during the filming of the oscarworthy film, "Roadhouse", a provocative action movie that takes place in the midwest,about a bouncer that helps to clean up a nightclub called "The Double Deuce" in Joplin, Missouri.
Dude, I'm cravin' some serious nicotine, hand me a Swayzedog.
Swayzedog by Le Dude April 18, 2009
a fit bird. coined by the indie scene in reading, tafffffy.

if she is amaaaazing, she is an ultimate swayzie
'oi, kyle, patrick, check out that swayzie!'

'jack, wellsy, that piece is an ultimate swayzie'
swayzie by Christopherrr May 11, 2007

Patrick Swayzed 

To continue to smoke and drink through cancer treatment and act like nothing is wrong with you.
Didn't you quit smoking when you were going through chemo?
Honey, I Patrick Swayzed my way through that shit.
Patrick Swayzed by Downtown ECorp September 3, 2009
One has been "Swayzed" when the word "ditto" is used as a response to a heartfelt offering of love, as Patrick Swayze's character said to his wife/Demi Moore in the 1980s movie, "Ghost".
Demi Moore in Ghost: I love you.
Patrick Swayze in Ghost: Ditto.

Person 1: I think about you all the time
Person 2: Ditto.
Person 1: You just Swayzed me!

Person 1: I love you, boo.
Person 2: Ditto (pause) ... You just got SWAYZED!
Swayzed by Bay Area Person January 9, 2014
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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