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swasticock 

The swasticock is the absolute most offensive image. It consists of a gigantic throbbing penis with a swastica in place of the whole. It can sometimes be see secreting rank fluids. It was founded in a town called Naperville in the region of the American State of Illinois.
Steve, quite hungover, stumbled into the bathroom and bellowed in disgust and and agony "Shit! Someone drew a swasticock on my forhead!"
swasticock by david chapman May 10, 2006

Swasticock 

A swastika made of four connecting cocks.
I have a swasticock tattooed on my ass
Swasticock by DaddyDouchie June 1, 2023

swasticake 

A cake depicting a swastika, especially a cake depicting the likeness of the Nazi swastika.
"If it makes you happy, Alexa. But I'm not in any of the pictures and I don't want a piece (of the swasticake) with the swastika on it!"
swasticake by Videns Odoacer December 25, 2008

swashcockling

The flamboyant act of play fighting with ones cock as a make believe sword.
My boyfriend and I dressed as pirates with no pants and had a swashcockling contest.
swashcockling by Dillpickle84 November 13, 2015

swasticool 

When neo-nazi's think something is cool
Dude, this facist government is swasticool
swasticool by HAWKSDUDE81 October 12, 2017

swastifuck

Its like when someone takes a picture with a swastika on it and puts it in front of your face then punches through the picture. Or, when someone takes a steel swastika and throws it like a fucking ninja star and chops your dick off!

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Get the Fuck out of my house before i swastifuck you!
swastifuck by El Diamante January 23, 2008
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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