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SwastiCock 

The holy Grail of offensive images, usually hand drawn, or crudely put together in an art editing program.

It is a collection of cocks, arranged into the shape of a Swastika
bugger me gently, those bastard moderators have just banned me from the Sunday school playgroup social web forum... and just for having an avatar image of a swasticock!
SwastiCock by nicklouse10 June 25, 2009

spasticopolous 

To be surrpounded by spastic and erratic people. Nowhere to run to and you can't get out of a bad situation! When everyone around you is freaking out for no real reason, and there are so many people, you are fricken stuck!

1. To be stuck and surrounded by spastic people
2. Nowhere to run to and nowhere to hide
3. Having a BBW sitting on your face and you can't breathe for 3 minutes.. you become "spasticopolous"
I was at a parade... they were throwing beads, drinking bear... then all of a sudden people went spasticopolous when the cops showed up!
spasticopolous by DerekJay February 3, 2010

spasticoon 

Desmond is a spasticoon, look at him lick those windows!
spasticoon by willy-ham February 28, 2008

swastickle 

a tickle that hurts like a Nazi is tickling you with barbed wire
After I found out my Jewish wife cheated on me, I swastickled her to death.
swastickle by AdolfHitler69 February 18, 2015

swasticock 

The swasticock is the absolute most offensive image. It consists of a gigantic throbbing penis with a swastica in place of the whole. It can sometimes be see secreting rank fluids. It was founded in a town called Naperville in the region of the American State of Illinois.
Steve, quite hungover, stumbled into the bathroom and bellowed in disgust and and agony "Shit! Someone drew a swasticock on my forhead!"
swasticock by david chapman May 10, 2006

Swasticoochie 

Don't be a swasticoochie
Swasticoochie by Ripcityjon December 25, 2022