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A place for like-minded individuals to greet and meet. Establishing connections for great friendships, and possibly sexual encounters either on the spot or at later times.

-We gonna see you at the swapmeet this Saturday night?

-Oh yeah! My wife's been begging me to take her to one. I guess she wants to see what "The Lifestyle" is all about.

swapmeet by Rygaris March 9, 2008

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Swapmeet Girl

A super fine ass girl you see at the swapmeet but sometimes never talk to.

Guy 1: Do you see that swapmeet girl?

Guy 2: Yeah DAMN!! Was she fine .

Swapmeet Girl by Kid_Salami February 24, 2021

Stanton swapmeet

When two human males have sexual relations by intertwining their legs and alternating their hands while masturbating each other

I went to go hang out with Brett but he kept trying to pull the old Stanton swapmeet on me. It was super awkward.

Stanton swapmeet by CowDry December 21, 2016

Saskatchewan Swapmeet

one person defecates into another person's mouth, who then vomits back into the first person's anus.

Looks like you've been makin' trades at the old Saskatchewan Swapmeet again, Frank.

Saskatchewan Swapmeet by rectacular March 25, 2008

swapmeat

Gay men's shorthand for a sex orgy

That party last night degenerated into a total swapmeat.

swapmeat by flyingdog February 23, 2008

Swap Meet Edition

A fake/and or spin off of a popular brand. Most likely bought at a swap meet.

Joe: "Want to buy some YuGiOh cards?"
Tom: "You mean your swap meet editions?"
Joe: "Your loss, bro."

Swap Meet Edition by EmersonH September 29, 2009

swap meet

A place where people come to buy, sell and or trade various goods. You can find all kinds of goods at these types of places including electronics, clothes, furniture and so on. Similar to a flea market.

"I jacked a VCR from the swap meat last week."

"Got a VCR in the back of my car
that I ganked from the Slauson Swap Meet." Dr. Dre-The Day The Niggaz Took Over

"That stupid ass crack head is selling all his shit at the swap meet so he can buy more crack."

swap meet by IceWarm November 21, 2004

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026