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Canadian Swamp Logger 

The act of defecating in a females mouth while having oral sex and cramming the poop log in with your penis. dirty.
Bro i gave Taylor the dirtyst Canadian swamp logger you have ever seen last night.

swamp logger 

the act of tucking one's penis between their sweaty ass checks then smacking a bitch in the face with it
Dude, it was such a hott night and she was such a whore...I couldn't help but giver her a swamp logger!
swamp logger by vengence74 May 22, 2010

Swamp Logger 

That guy is such a swamp logger he probably has sixteen STD's!
Swamp Logger by micklb June 28, 2009

Swamp logger 

When you saw a turd in half with your urine stream.
I was a swamp logger yesterday when i went to use the bathroom and tried to get the toilet to flush

swamp loggers 

a painfull dump that feels like you're crapping out logs
Jake: so wat did u get at taco bell?
Nick: the spicy beef burrito
Jake: bro, you're gonna get some serious swamp loggers
swamp loggers by hanglestein July 11, 2010

Swamp Logged 

Dipping one's penis in raw sewage (or just in some shit), and then slapping the girl in the face with it.
"yea, I swamp logged your mom last night"
Swamp Logged by Swamp Logger January 10, 2010
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