swampmonster

A nasty, smelly, beast-like whore who looks like the sister of the star of 80's film classic "The Swampthing". Panic and heavy drinking always follows awakening next to this gnarly, cum-gurgling creature that is a carrier of several unknown venerial diseases.

After thowin back 16 foties of OE the night before, Tay-Tay awoke next to a swampmonster and a rashy crank.

by Cyn City June 25, 2006

Swampmonster

A 10 feet Dingaling that loves to do it really hard

The Swampmonster is doing it with me!!!!!

by RIPPLEDSLAYER January 15, 2015

Swamp Monster

A sound made whilst fucking on a tiled or lino bathroom floor. After just exiting the shower/bath so bodies and floor are wet, most likely during cowgirl position as males back will be hard against the floor and as the motion moves up and down air escapes from the skin and water on the floor causing a horrific swamp monster noise.

How was the sex yesterday?
Dave made a swamp monster whilst I was riding him!

by Swamp Monster 69 January 19, 2022

Swamp Monster

When taking a dump, a swamp monster is when you have diarrhea with the exception of one large turd. The turd then lurks beneath your brown-green diarrhea as a swamp monster would in a swamp.

guy one: dude i had a major swamp monster today!

guy two: nuh uh dude thats sick! did you name it?

guy one: yeah..shitzilla

by leemo20 September 5, 2009

swagmonster

a person, usually a man, who is scary in the aspect that he has so much swag. he is overpowering in the aspect of that he is a true jerk, a true man, and typically a guy who is way too arrogant, but backs it up with whatever he can.

Oh yeah, I hear he's a real swagmonster.

by swagmonsterJ July 3, 2010

The Swamp Monster

The act shitting on your hand, then proceeding to rub one out with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from a swamp monster.

Neil: why are joe's finger nails always dirty?
Ross: well... he's bored of The Stranger...
Neil & Ross: The Swamp Monster?!

by The Dirty Stranger February 19, 2008

swamp monster dick

Noun- A man who, although lacking in facial beauty, has mastered all manners of pleasure for the sex whom he so desires as a sort of insurance. These men are the unicorns of the sexual world, because he would not be able to leave you or cheat if he tried, and no one will ever want to steal him, aside from his few sexual partners.

My new man took m to dinner, and afterwards, he treated me to some swamp monster dick.

by swampmonsterdick October 23, 2018