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When taking a dump, a swamp monster is when you have diarrhea with the exception of one large turd. The turd then lurks beneath your brown-green diarrhea as a swamp monster would in a swamp.
guy one: dude i had a major swamp monster today!

guy two: nuh uh dude thats sick! did you name it?

guy one: yeah..shitzilla
by leemo20 September 05, 2009
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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Someone so hideous that they should be banished to the sewers along with their parents who should not have brought such a monsterocity into the world and should of at least killed the child when they realised what a horrific freak of nature they were/are. If disease were a physical being, this is what they would look like.
The people working at checkout in tesco,
Phrases: ''She was a genuine swamp monster i have never seen anyone so vile''
by Charlie Finn September 17, 2007
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A nasty, smelly, beast-like whore who looks like the sister of the star of 80's film classic "The Swampthing". Panic and heavy drinking always follows awakening next to this gnarly, cum-gurgling creature that is a carrier of several unknown venerial diseases.
After thowin back 16 foties of OE the night before, Tay-Tay awoke next to a swampmonster and a rashy crank.
by Cyn City June 25, 2006
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A person who works in a harsh environment from the comfort of an air conditioned office (in old days = evaporative Air Con = β€œswampy” AC) making operational decisions for those toiling in the field... Usually exemplified by body mass.
β€œWhat does he/she know about doing this job safely and efficiently? ... that hideous swamp monster hasn’t taken a step from behind their desk in years other to grab another cupcake”
by Sossburger January 28, 2020
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An alcoholic beverage consisting of two thirds rum, usually Captain Morgan's, and one third creek water, preferably of the brackish variety.
Tommy puked his guts out after finishing his Swamp Monster
by S-Chow August 12, 2006
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