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Swalloma 

Swalloma is a dangerous disease.
guy 1: Swalloma.
guy 2: Swalloma what dude?
guy 1: Swalloma cum!
Swalloma by Casa di Mama March 26, 2019
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swalloma 

Just like ligma. Swallow my nuTz
Have you heard of swalloma? What’s swallowma? Swallowma NuTz BitCH
swalloma by Yourdad234 October 24, 2018
Swaloma. S/ˌɒnəˌmætəˈpi ə, -ˌmɑ -/
Origin from the old hungarian empire.

Usage today: A name for the outbreak of the new disease Ligma and its many forms of gene-string variables.

Swaloma won't be contracted unless you have djinkma.
4tnite player: what is happening bro, everyone has ligma nowadays

Me an intellectual: dude, a girl named candice started this all when she moved to sawcon.
She was the first ligma case which turned into sugma and finally turned into fugma.
Her mother whom is ligondese never knew about this, neither her sugondese father.

Her whish was to meet the band "imagine dragon" and now everyone is ligma infected.

4tnite player: what is.. all that?

Me: Candice nuts fit in your mouth ........ and finally imagine dragon these nuts across your face

4tnite player: swaloma d*ck bro.
swaloma by 30SecondDefinitions August 26, 2018

swallowable 

When the taste of a man's sperm is not objectionable. Usually refering to oral sex and the decision to swallow or spit after cim.
Dave tried to convince his date that not only was his sperm swallowable, but that most girls just loved the taste of his cum.
swallowable by JBlackbird January 1, 2009

Swallowable 

Those pills, *points to pills* are swallowable
Swallowable by PakAttack151 January 31, 2005

swallowage 

A reference to a man's jizz-load or load of cum after it's been subsequently ejaculated into a woman's mouth/throat and swallowed down her gullet.

If the jizz-burst is spat or puked out, it can no longer be called 'swallowage', it would the be called 'jizz-spat' or 'spattage'.
Chick: 'Babe, I'm really enjoying that swallowage! Hit the spot!'
Guy: 'My pleasure, chicken-tits, let me know if you're hungry again in 30 mins. or so, happy to oblige!'
Chick: 'Ok, babe, thanks for the snack!'
swallowage by coozehound72 August 17, 2010
A frozen corpse that is in the middle of sucking off some man bussy. Most likely a blonde white girl that clearly goes to starbucks in the morning.
Guy 1: Hey bro check out that swallom over there.
Guy 2: That's pretty hot
Guy 1: no idiot it's cold, their literally frozen
Swallom by Zeroisbeyond March 2, 2022
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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