Swaloma. S/ˌɒnəˌmætəˈpi ə, -ˌmɑ -/
Origin from the old hungarian empire.

Usage today: A name for the outbreak of the new disease Ligma and its many forms of gene-string variables.

Swaloma won't be contracted unless you have djinkma.

4tnite player: what is happening bro, everyone has ligma nowadays

Me an intellectual: dude, a girl named candice started this all when she moved to sawcon.
She was the first ligma case which turned into sugma and finally turned into fugma.
Her mother whom is ligondese never knew about this, neither her sugondese father.

Her whish was to meet the band "imagine dragon" and now everyone is ligma infected.

4tnite player: what is.. all that?

Me: Candice nuts fit in your mouth ........ and finally imagine dragon these nuts across your face

4tnite player: swaloma d*ck bro.

swaloma by 30SecondDefinitions August 26, 2018

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swallowable

When the taste of a man's sperm is not objectionable. Usually refering to oral sex and the decision to swallow or spit after cim.

Dave tried to convince his date that not only was his sperm swallowable, but that most girls just loved the taste of his cum.

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Swallowable

Able to be swallowed.

Those pills, *points to pills* are swallowable

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swallowage

A reference to a man's jizz-load or load of cum after it's been subsequently ejaculated into a woman's mouth/throat and swallowed down her gullet.

If the jizz-burst is spat or puked out, it can no longer be called 'swallowage', it would the be called 'jizz-spat' or 'spattage'.

Chick: 'Babe, I'm really enjoying that swallowage! Hit the spot!'
Guy: 'My pleasure, chicken-tits, let me know if you're hungry again in 30 mins. or so, happy to oblige!'
Chick: 'Ok, babe, thanks for the snack!'

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Swallom

A frozen corpse that is in the middle of sucking off some man bussy. Most likely a blonde white girl that clearly goes to starbucks in the morning.

Guy 1: Hey bro check out that swallom over there.
Guy 2: That's pretty hot
Guy 1: no idiot it's cold, their literally frozen

Swallom by Zeroisbeyond March 2, 2022

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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