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Swalloma 

Swalloma is a dangerous disease.
guy 1: Swalloma.
guy 2: Swalloma what dude?
guy 1: Swalloma cum!
Swalloma by Casa di Mama March 26, 2019
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swalloma 

Just like ligma. Swallow my nuTz
Have you heard of swalloma? What’s swallowma? Swallowma NuTz BitCH
swalloma by Yourdad234 October 24, 2018
Swaloma. S/ˌɒnəˌmætəˈpi ə, -ˌmɑ -/
Origin from the old hungarian empire.

Usage today: A name for the outbreak of the new disease Ligma and its many forms of gene-string variables.

Swaloma won't be contracted unless you have djinkma.
4tnite player: what is happening bro, everyone has ligma nowadays

Me an intellectual: dude, a girl named candice started this all when she moved to sawcon.
She was the first ligma case which turned into sugma and finally turned into fugma.
Her mother whom is ligondese never knew about this, neither her sugondese father.

Her whish was to meet the band "imagine dragon" and now everyone is ligma infected.

4tnite player: what is.. all that?

Me: Candice nuts fit in your mouth ........ and finally imagine dragon these nuts across your face

4tnite player: swaloma d*ck bro.
swaloma by 30SecondDefinitions August 26, 2018

swallowable 

When the taste of a man's sperm is not objectionable. Usually refering to oral sex and the decision to swallow or spit after cim.
Dave tried to convince his date that not only was his sperm swallowable, but that most girls just loved the taste of his cum.
swallowable by JBlackbird January 1, 2009

Swallowable 

Those pills, *points to pills* are swallowable
Swallowable by PakAttack151 January 31, 2005

swallowage 

A reference to a man's jizz-load or load of cum after it's been subsequently ejaculated into a woman's mouth/throat and swallowed down her gullet.

If the jizz-burst is spat or puked out, it can no longer be called 'swallowage', it would the be called 'jizz-spat' or 'spattage'.
Chick: 'Babe, I'm really enjoying that swallowage! Hit the spot!'
Guy: 'My pleasure, chicken-tits, let me know if you're hungry again in 30 mins. or so, happy to oblige!'
Chick: 'Ok, babe, thanks for the snack!'
swallowage by coozehound72 August 17, 2010
A frozen corpse that is in the middle of sucking off some man bussy. Most likely a blonde white girl that clearly goes to starbucks in the morning.
Guy 1: Hey bro check out that swallom over there.
Guy 2: That's pretty hot
Guy 1: no idiot it's cold, their literally frozen
Swallom by Zeroisbeyond March 2, 2022
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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