Swagemony

an informal yet sacred observance held by sneakerheads in order to bestow the swag of the father or mother onto the infant once they have taken their first steps.

Forget work bro, today is my son's swagemony

by Le3Roi November 5, 2018

The sagemont school

Gayest school in the state of florida no kids learn and all of them vape in the bathroom.

The sagemont school is gay

by Stupid ass sagemont school April 25, 2019

Swagmoney

Swagmoney is a currency originated in 2012 in the United States of Swag, or USS.

Swagmoney can be accumulated by having massive amounts of swag.

Swagmoney can only be given to you by a Swag Officer, or the President of Swag.

Man I had so much swag that I got 5 Swagmoney!

by presidentofswag September 3, 2013

Swagmoneyballer

Something or someone who is cool.

Nico and Olivia are not very swagmoneyballer people because they are lame.

by jrhernandez21 April 3, 2017

Swageman

A fictional last name that combines the word swagger and the surname Hageman. The name that every swagger chick of Irish descent should be known as. Girls with the last name Swageman are subject to jealousy due to having such a cool name. Often accused of Swagga Jackin

"Golly i wish I knew a Swageman"

"Gee whiz, I wish my name was Swageman instead of Feester"

by Heracles' Youthful Deeds March 22, 2010

Swagony

n. when you have so much swag it hurts.

"Oh dude I'm in swagony right now, just look at me!"

by Jesha Coren January 18, 2015

swagmonster

a person, usually a man, who is scary in the aspect that he has so much swag. he is overpowering in the aspect of that he is a true jerk, a true man, and typically a guy who is way too arrogant, but backs it up with whatever he can.

Oh yeah, I hear he's a real swagmonster.

by swagmonsterJ July 3, 2010