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A non-standard word consisting of the words stagnant and quagmire. Spoken by the malapropism-spouting Little Carmine "W" Lupertazzi, in the Sopranos' episode "Long Term Parking" from Season 5. Obviously, Little Carmine wasn't paying attention during English class.
"We're in a fucking stagmire."
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smagmire 

When windowsills and blinds do not match in color or shape. Such as, if our windowsill is orange and your blinds are blue than you have a smagmire window.
Josh Rayne has some smagmire windows.
smagmire by Jrayne November 14, 2015

Swagmister 

A person who has so much ice, it feels like a midget is hanging from there necklace.
My pal said he liked my sandles, now he calls me the Swagmister
Swagmister by coolcat1234 June 4, 2010

The Swaguirre 

When you're at your girlfriend's house and order hot wings. The. After you eat the wings, you throw the dedos* with hot sauce still on your fingers.

*throw the dedos: to finger
Guy: I pulled the swaguirre last night!
Friend: Did your girl cry?!
The Swaguirre by Swaguirre May 12, 2014

Swagmire 

One who ruins the meaning of swag and gets made fun of for it. Swagmire
That guy has no swag. He's such a swagmire
Swagmire by Jib December 17, 2016
Unable to move forward from a certain position or point of negotiation.
"It looks like we're stuck in a stagmire here if we can't agree on a way to move forward."
stagmire by Tom Tolman July 10, 2007