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A non-standard word consisting of the words stagnant and quagmire. Spoken by the malapropism-spouting Little Carmine "W" Lupertazzi, in the Sopranos' episode "Long Term Parking" from Season 5. Obviously, Little Carmine wasn't paying attention during English class.
"We're in a fucking stagmire."
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Swagmire 

One who ruins the meaning of swag and gets made fun of for it. Swagmire
That guy has no swag. He's such a swagmire
Swagmire by Jib December 17, 2016
Unable to move forward from a certain position or point of negotiation.
"It looks like we're stuck in a stagmire here if we can't agree on a way to move forward."
stagmire by Tom Tolman July 10, 2007
My place is currently on a stagmire.
stagmire by pspsprs April 23, 2022

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026