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Swag Stick 

Noun
A simple wooden cane. Used by a man who has such an incredible amount of swag that he must extend some of said swag to an object other than himself.
this fine tuxedo puts me in need of a swag stick.
Swag Stick by AxelDoyle February 16, 2013
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Swag stick 

When someone has so much swag. Dresses real nice. A figure of speech meaning someone must hit them with the swag stick because they look tight/cool.
Tim: dang look at ricks new clothes

Bob: he must of got hit with the swag stick

Ashley: eww look at him, someone should've hit him with the swag stick.

Swasticker 

"There's a swasticker of those evil Nazis again!"
The skinhead had a swasticker on his notebook.
Swasticker by Pogmotoin March 2, 2009

swasticky situation

A sticky situation (difficult or awkward situation) involving someone and/or something being racist. Derives from the word "swastika" and "sticky".
Jim: "Last night at a bar I called a Jew a kike. He got so pissed, we were shouting at each other and everyone was staring"

Bob: "Looks like you were in a swasticky situation"
swasticky situation by jooshep August 28, 2010
Stuck my slagstick
Slagstick by Moe 006 April 9, 2022
A golf ball retriever used to fashion a 5 foot bong.
"Damn homie, that ShagStick hits like Mohamad Ali on PCP!"
shagstick by Bodega! April 12, 2005

Swagstick 

The male reproductive organ or male style in general
These skeezers need to stay off my swagstick always hitting me up for that good shit.
Swagstick by Jstrizzle December 22, 2009
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