Swaego

Everything that you want but can never have.
To obtain Swaego is to obtain the meaning of life.

Ruben and Gurpreet are the definition of Swaego.

by Swaego November 16, 2011

Swaego

Everything that you want but can't have.

Ruben and Gurpreet are the meaning of Swaego.

by Swaego November 16, 2011

Swaeg

When you're Min Yoongi you have this.

You see dis chain? Three dolla. Swaeg

by BantanSonyeondanTrash December 21, 2017

Swagonometry

Swagonometry was invented by a very smart man named Jeffrey Lamar Williams, but was handed down to a man of equal brain power, Sir Jequeezy the Great. Jequeezy brought Swagonometry to the common day school curriculum and they are widely worshiped by everyone in the world.

Jeffrey: Take them boys to school, swagonometry
Jequeezy: 🔥🔥🔥

by Bob Marlboro III November 26, 2019

Swaeg

If Your too cool for Skool , or you don't wanna wask your Face.. Or your too Lazy For Life

Three dolla chain... SWAEG!!!

by AnyaNightingale July 31, 2016

Swagonometry

To ‘school someone’ means to show them how it’s done.You might not be able to teach people about academic subjects, like trigonometry, but you have a thing or two to show them about swag.

Take them to school ,Swagonometry

by Therealtriple_e October 28, 2015

Swagosaurus

Any individual whose character is noticeably flawed by "swag". (a personality defect which entices the carrier to act in any manner one would find irritating and irrational) Their state of swagger brings out an irrational sense of superiority and power, usually resulting in the individual pursuing a lesser quality of living.

Identifying features include: hats worn improperly, a jacket worn in inappropriate weather, jeans sagging below the waistline, an awkward gait in their stride, a posse of slutty women, and beginning most sentences with bro, dude, yo, or hey.

1. The swagosaurus was seen walking down the street with his cap on backwards murmuring drunken whispers underneath his noxious breath.

2. John: "Yo swagling, viswagra, swagaholic, swaggetti, swagosaurus, swaglet-"

Anonymous: "dude... What?"

John: "shoes are untied... So is your belt"

by Ink-lyosaurus August 28, 2013