Swagonometry was invented by a very smart man named Jeffrey Lamar Williams, but was handed down to a man of equal brain power, Sir Jequeezy the Great. Jequeezy brought Swagonometry to the common day school curriculum and they are widely worshiped by everyone in the world.

Jeffrey: Take them boys to school, swagonometry
Jequeezy: 🔥🔥🔥

Swagonometry by Bob Marlboro III November 26, 2019

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Swaeg

If Your too cool for Skool , or you don't wanna wask your Face.. Or your too Lazy For Life

Three dolla chain... SWAEG!!!

Swaeg by AnyaNightingale July 31, 2016

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Swagonometry

To ‘school someone’ means to show them how it’s done.You might not be able to teach people about academic subjects, like trigonometry, but you have a thing or two to show them about swag.

Take them to school ,Swagonometry

Swagonometry by Therealtriple_e October 28, 2015

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Swagosaurus

Any individual whose character is noticeably flawed by "swag". (a personality defect which entices the carrier to act in any manner one would find irritating and irrational) Their state of swagger brings out an irrational sense of superiority and power, usually resulting in the individual pursuing a lesser quality of living.

Identifying features include: hats worn improperly, a jacket worn in inappropriate weather, jeans sagging below the waistline, an awkward gait in their stride, a posse of slutty women, and beginning most sentences with bro, dude, yo, or hey.

1. The swagosaurus was seen walking down the street with his cap on backwards murmuring drunken whispers underneath his noxious breath.

2. John: "Yo swagling, viswagra, swagaholic, swaggetti, swagosaurus, swaglet-"

Anonymous: "dude... What?"

John: "shoes are untied... So is your belt"

Swagosaurus by Ink-lyosaurus August 28, 2013

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