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Swaego • Swaggot • swagon • Swaeg • Swaggo • swagoff • swagolicious • Swagonometry • Swagony • Swego
Swaeg
Swaeg by BantanSonyeondanTrash December 21, 2017
Swagonometry
Swagonometry was invented by a very smart man named Jeffrey Lamar Williams, but was handed down to a man of equal brain power, Sir Jequeezy the Great. Jequeezy brought Swagonometry to the common day school curriculum and they are widely worshiped by everyone in the world.
Swagonometry by Bob Marlboro III November 26, 2019
Swaeg
Swaeg by AnyaNightingale July 31, 2016
Swagonometry
To ‘school someone’ means to show them how it’s done.You might not be able to teach people about academic subjects, like trigonometry, but you have a thing or two to show them about swag.
Swagonometry by Therealtriple_e October 28, 2015
Swagosaurus
Any individual whose character is noticeably flawed by "swag". (a personality defect which entices the carrier to act in any manner one would find irritating and irrational) Their state of swagger brings out an irrational sense of superiority and power, usually resulting in the individual pursuing a lesser quality of living.
Identifying features include: hats worn improperly, a jacket worn in inappropriate weather, jeans sagging below the waistline, an awkward gait in their stride, a posse of slutty women, and beginning most sentences with bro, dude, yo, or hey.
Identifying features include: hats worn improperly, a jacket worn in inappropriate weather, jeans sagging below the waistline, an awkward gait in their stride, a posse of slutty women, and beginning most sentences with bro, dude, yo, or hey.
1. The swagosaurus was seen walking down the street with his cap on backwards murmuring drunken whispers underneath his noxious breath.
2. John: "Yo swagling, viswagra, swagaholic, swaggetti, swagosaurus, swaglet-"
Anonymous: "dude... What?"
John: "shoes are untied... So is your belt"
2. John: "Yo swagling, viswagra, swagaholic, swaggetti, swagosaurus, swaglet-"
Anonymous: "dude... What?"
John: "shoes are untied... So is your belt"
Swagosaurus by Ink-lyosaurus August 28, 2013
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