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suziparker 

Verb: To believe a satirical news story, such as one from The Onion or The Daily Currant, and spread it as real.
"Omg, Ann Coulter wouldn't board a place with a black pilot!"

"Dude, you totally suziparkered that."
suziparker by Trepidatious Maximus February 12, 2013
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The most breathtaking person you will ever meet in your entire life. She is everything, the big and the small, the crackle of a flame and shattering lightning. There’s no word to describe her beacuse she’s simply everything. She’s salt and honey and casual and sexy and she’ll always have your back in the long and short. Her eyes are windows to somewhere better than here and she has a definite hand-fetish. She’s gloomy and mature and childish and the best thing that’ll ever happen to you. She’ll cost you your sleep and consume your nights but it will be worth it. If you find her and she finds you, grasp her and don’t let her go. People like her are gems, rare and glittery. Suzains are caring and intelligent.
the most AMAZING person ever on earth. brown hair, blue eyes.

the guys wanna date her, the girls wanna be her. hotter than hot. there really are not words for the bodacious beauty!
Boy: man, did you see that girl. I think it was Suzain.

Girl: Yea. I think it was.

Adam: yea, it was. That's my lovemachine.

Oi! Suzie! 

A CoD 4 one liner that sticks true with many fans of the series to this day.

When you hear a particularly Scottish man in a ghillie suit inconspicuously shout this at you from behind, gg.
*MacMillan sneaks up on Spetznaz operative*
"Oi! Suzie!"
*Fucks his shit up*
Oi! Suzie! by Mr.KeepItClassy February 25, 2018

Suzie's House

Nickname for the California Correctional Center in Susanville, CA. Not to be confused with the neighboring High Desert State Prison AKA The White House.
Sleepy: Hey bro: I gotta shoot the homey Shakes the Clown a couple soups!

Stranger: No can do homey! He got shipped out to Suzie's House on the Grey Goose!

Sleepy: He must have fucked up big time to get sent upstate!

Stranger: Uh huh. He blew out Diesel's cheeks!
Suzie's House by ZXY&ABC April 26, 2020
An amazing girl, funny, smart, beautiful. A real catch. Men swoon to her, however, she attracts all, but is attracted to few. If a suzi is into you, you should hold on tight and never let her go, because suzi's are very selective and only keep company with the best of the best.
That girl is a real suzi, you should marry her.
suzi by Captain McAwesomeville January 25, 2011
The most beautiful girl in the world. Amazing in every way possible and really knows how to make somebody smile.
Anybody dating a girl named Suzzy is really lucky.
Suzzy by sneaksneakup January 2, 2011
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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