Suvmitting

To give dumb dumbstruck adults advice like they are children

When suvmitting things you should've submitted don't suvmit the suvmitting because it just shouldn't happen

by Sprite198678 August 25, 2022

submitting to the Dierks Side

When one reverts to their college behavior after a couple years in the real world. Especially if your college behavior involved being a whore mongering drunk.

Dude, Craig was real drunk last night. I think he was submitting to the Dierks Side.

by Swanagram February 19, 2010

Smitting

A feeling of strong likely that leads to falling for someone. Thinkking about a person all the time.

I'm totally smitting for you!

by Adriana January 31, 2005

Schmitting

To plagiarize something. Term coined after the doctoral thesis of Hungarian President Pal Schmitt.

My teacher found out that I was schmitting my dissertation.

by whocaresaboutpolitics August 15, 2012

submitting my package

Though used primarily in the academic and government setting to describe the process of assembling required documents and forms to apply for certain positions, this term was originally coined as a more euphemistic means to describe sexual congress.

"If time allows later this evening I'll be submitting my package to Jodie."

by JoeyJoJoJuniorShabidoo May 1, 2014

Smitting

Can't stop thinking about a person wanting to spend every min of every day with someone. A feeling you can't kick thinking about how it could be should be or would have been. Missing them so much you think about them when you wake up when you go to sleep or when something goes wrong. Wanting to tell them about all the important events in your life but to ashamed to text.

Am I smitting is it love? or a close friendship? that you can't shake. Is it the trust you built or the time you spend together?

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 3, 2019

Daan Smitting

Continuous and extensive chatter about a specific, usually simple issue. (other as Saul Goodmaning)
Breaking down into prime factors. Boring and philosophical. A monologue that repels the recipient with its extensiveness and highly-theoretical knowledge, even if you could put it in a one good sentence.

- Do you have a skincare routine?
- Glad you have asked. If you want gorgeous skin 30 years from now, the choices you make today will help that happen. Beautiful skin is a lifelong process and developing a daily skin care routine today can help you keep my beautiful skin for the future. At the same time, negative skin care routines now can harm my or yours skin for the future.
It’s all about health. Skincare is important to maintain a good image as a CEO.
- Can you stop daan smitting, please? It was a yes-no question! And I haven't received the answer that satisfies me in the end.

by ryksryks January 14, 2023