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submitting to the Dierks Side 

When one reverts to their college behavior after a couple years in the real world. Especially if your college behavior involved being a whore mongering drunk.
Dude, Craig was real drunk last night. I think he was submitting to the Dierks Side.

submitting my package 

Though used primarily in the academic and government setting to describe the process of assembling required documents and forms to apply for certain positions, this term was originally coined as a more euphemistic means to describe sexual congress.
"If time allows later this evening I'll be submitting my package to Jodie."

Smitting 

A feeling of strong likely that leads to falling for someone. Thinkking about a person all the time.
I'm totally smitting for you!
Smitting by Adriana January 31, 2005

Schmitting 

To plagiarize something. Term coined after the doctoral thesis of Hungarian President Pal Schmitt.
My teacher found out that I was schmitting my dissertation.

Smitting 

Can't stop thinking about a person wanting to spend every min of every day with someone. A feeling you can't kick thinking about how it could be should be or would have been. Missing them so much you think about them when you wake up when you go to sleep or when something goes wrong. Wanting to tell them about all the important events in your life but to ashamed to text.
Am I smitting is it love? or a close friendship? that you can't shake. Is it the trust you built or the time you spend together?
Smitting by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 3, 2019

Daan Smitting

Continuous and extensive chatter about a specific, usually simple issue. (other as Saul Goodmaning)
Breaking down into prime factors. Boring and philosophical. A monologue that repels the recipient with its extensiveness and highly-theoretical knowledge, even if you could put it in a one good sentence.
- Do you have a skincare routine?
- Glad you have asked. If you want gorgeous skin 30 years from now, the choices you make today will help that happen. Beautiful skin is a lifelong process and developing a daily skin care routine today can help you keep my beautiful skin for the future. At the same time, negative skin care routines now can harm my or yours skin for the future.
It’s all about health. Skincare is important to maintain a good image as a CEO.
- Can you stop daan smitting, please? It was a yes-no question! And I haven't received the answer that satisfies me in the end.
Daan Smitting by ryksryks January 14, 2023
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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