Susie me

Word of recent origin: When a woman holds a man’s perineum for long periods of time while stroking his shaft. Not a reference to the female name but to a corruption of “sues me”. Referring to usually long length of legal litigation as a masturbatory act. Originated in some Southern US legal circles.

I asked her to Susie me and it took a while but he blew my briefs.

by Countkrolock July 10, 2025

well put me in a dress and call me susie

to express one's excitement

timmy:I just got a gf
jimmy:well put me in a dress and call me susie
timmy:wtf

by raybeez February 10, 2022

Sook Me Suzie

The name given to a female who loves to perform oral sex on a male

Mate, you should well try her out, she's a right Sook Me Suzie ;)

by analannie July 14, 2009

Among us mega susi buker

You are the imposter

You are among us mega susi buker

by EDSM January 15, 2023