Susie me

Word of recent origin: When a woman holds a man’s perineum for long periods of time while stroking his shaft. Not a reference to the female name but to a corruption of “sues me”. Referring to usually long length of legal litigation as a masturbatory act. Originated in some Southern US legal circles.

I asked her to Susie me and it took a while but he blew my briefs.

Susie me by Countkrolock July 10, 2025

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well put me in a dress and call me susie

to express one's excitement

timmy:I just got a gf
jimmy:well put me in a dress and call me susie
timmy:wtf

well put me in a dress and call me susie by raybeez February 10, 2022

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Sook Me Suzie

The name given to a female who loves to perform oral sex on a male

Mate, you should well try her out, she's a right Sook Me Suzie ;)

Sook Me Suzie by analannie July 14, 2009

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Among us mega susi buker

You are the imposter

You are among us mega susi buker

Among us mega susi buker by EDSM January 15, 2023

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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