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Susie me

Word of recent origin: When a woman holds a man’s perineum for long periods of time while stroking his shaft. Not a reference to the female name but to a corruption of “sues me”. Referring to usually long length of legal litigation as a masturbatory act. Originated in some Southern US legal circles.
I asked her to Susie me and it took a while but he blew my briefs.
by Countkrolock July 10, 2025
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well put me in a dress and call me susie

timmy:I just got a gf
jimmy:well put me in a dress and call me susie
timmy:wtf
by raybeez February 10, 2022
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