Surprise Pudding 

While in the process of removing a chick's underwear (or men for you turd burglars out there) you discover a smear, stain, etc., of fecal matter.

Yo son, don't fuck with that bitch. Last night i damn near tossed my cookies when i came across some surprise pudding in her draws.

Surprise Pudding by Ya Moma? September 10, 2005

Surprise Pudding 

When you're doing anal with your girl and she shits on your dick without warning.

Last night I have my bf some surprise pudding. I don't think he liked it.

Surprise Pudding by Thatwhiteguy15 February 18, 2017

Surprise Pudding Popper

a who uy ejaculates into another male or female’s jello pudding cup without telling them just to sit back & watch them eat it. Often they will comment on how they taste so much better than they used to.

John’s a surprise pudding popper & often hands out the most delicious snacks.

Surprise Pudding Popper by Tooeager May 22, 2021

Pudding Surprise 

When you are having sex with a girl in missionary position and unbenounced to her you are shitting in your cupped hand. Once she had reached climax she is slapped across the face with feces.

I gave my girl last night a pudding surprise, and now she won't talk to me.

Pudding Surprise by Blade707 February 23, 2011

Steaming Pudding Surprise 

This has of course something to do with the "steaming Pudding" except its more of a prank! This is where you pour again a good amount of Pudding in your asshole! Once again let the pudding sit in there for a couple of minutes to get that great smelling and tasting touch! Then you go up to the person who you wanna prank(WORKS BEST ON SLEEPERS!!!) then you squat or jump or how ever you can fart the entire load of pudding thats been chillin in your ass for the past few minutes right in the face of the chump your trying to prank!!!

Guy: OMFG!!!! I cant fucking believe you just gave a "Steaming Pudding Surprise"!!! Are you fucking crazy!!!

Pranker: DUUUUDE!!!! I so fucking got you with that !!!! hahahahahahahaha

Steaming Pudding Surprise by Idonteatpudding October 12, 2011

Pudding Surprise 

When you are banging your hoe in the butt and she flarts. Giving your man stick a nice coat of ass juice.

Friend "What did you with that hoe i saw you with last night"

You "That hoe gave me a Pudding Surprise"

Pudding Surprise by mac5611 August 25, 2009

Paddington Surprise 

Fuck her from behind then come on her favorite teddy bear, then slap her in the face with it...that is the surprise.

Croke fucks bond from behind and then cums on his favorite teddy bear and then slaps him in the face with it..... thats the Paddington Surprise

Paddington Surprise by Croke-loves-Bond-cock October 16, 2009