A Manchester United fan basically a walking comedy sketch. Someone who always shouts “THIS IS OUR SEASON” every August and is already breaking down by October, who knows every referee’s full name but still couldn’t recognise a trophy if it hit him in the face. He spends half his life refreshing transfer news for signings that never happen, calls every random teenager “the next Ronaldo,” and somehow manages to blame the Glazers for everything, including his bad WiFi. In short, Purgeee is peak delusion mixed with premium disappointment — the ultimate United experience.
by Palem November 30, 2025
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